September 2004

About once a week I get a Christian who writes to me in response to my column on the website. Some are angry and tell me about the wrath God will send upon me. While others seem to feel sorry for me and while they SAY they aren’t emailing me to convert me, they tell me how they will pray for me to convert and turn away from my evil ways. Below is an example of the latter. This person even goes so far as to tell me they will pray for God to make his presence known in my life. What follows is a partial quote from the email:

I just wanted to tell u I think its very sad u have given up on the concept of God. There is simply nothing I could say or do to make u think any differently because you’ve probably spent many years hearing it all. I just want to tell u I’m going to pray for u tonight. My prayer will be simple. “God I know u exsist but this child of your doesn’t. Please Lord show her tomorrow, somehow, someway, that U R Real!!!! “God has always answered my prayers so I know He will show U something, I will pray for u to be open to this as well. The date is Sat. 8/28/ 2004. On 8/25/2004 something will happen in your life. I didn’t say it would be absolute prove, U must have faith to believe, but God will provide u with all u need. With Christ’s Love, Natasha
Well, I have to hand it to Natasha, because — assuming she meant the Sunday the 29th — something did happen to me that day. Sometime during that evening I was bitten by a spider —I don’t know what type. Monday morning I woke up and my leg was very swollen, red and painful. Reed took me to the doctor’s office and after checking for any possible blood clots (there weren’t any) they put me on medication and told me to keep the leg iced and elevated.

Now, I did not read Natasha’s email until a few days later, but sure enough, she was right — something did indeed happen to me on the 29th. Then again, something tends to happen to me daily and everyone else as well (and with my luck lately, it’s usually something BAD). If someone is desperate enough, they will find SOMETHING to fit this vague criteria Natasha had set.

But let‘s play along and just say that this terribly painful spider bite was indeed God’s way of telling me he heard Natasha’s prayer and was answering it. What exactly would motivate me to want to follow such a sadistic God? Then again, isn’t this the same God who killed thousands of first born children in Egypt in an effort to make people believe in him? Or the same God who told Abraham to go and kill is son and then at the last second said “HA! Only joking!”? So maybe this was God communicating with me after all!

Or maybe I just was in the wrong place and the wrong time and got in the way of an angry spider. Or maybe (as I learned from my doctor’s nurse) it has something to do with this being one of the worst spider bite seasons doctors in this area have seen in a very long time. Maybe it has nothing to do with Natasha, praying or God at all. In any case, I have GOT to post something on my website telling Christians that no matter how much they want to, PLEASE do not “pray” for me. I have had enough trouble getting my life on track this year, I can’t afford any more of these “signs from God”!

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