June 2005

You know it’s getting really sad when Christians insult themselves without even recognizing they’ve done it. See the back page for instance, where a church reader board says: “Faith sees God, Intellect does not”. *Sigh* It’s just too easy — they are admitting that only stupid people see God. I guess since they put that phrase out there for all to see that they admit to their lack of intellect. Or perhaps they are PROUD that they lack intellect?? In this day and age that’s probably not far from the truth. After all, most of these people think GW Bush is manna sent from Heaven! And along those same lines, I offer up this Letter to the Editor that appeared in the Albany Democrat Herald on Saturday, June 11, 2005:

Drought averted through prayer

Why do you bemoan that you published forecasts of drought that have now been proven false (editorial, June 7)? Don’t you know that in early March, when the year-to-date rainfall was less than a third of normal and you published pictures of empty reservoirs, that the army of faithful began praying for rain? It began to rain, and now the year-to-date rainfall is about 80 percent of normal, and the reservoirs are adequately filled. Your articles alerted us that prayers were needed. Glory to God for His great mercy!

Linda Martin, Albany

At first glance you might not see the problem with this letter. So let’s go over the premiss it presents. There was a drought and “now the year-to-date rainfall is about 80 percent of normal”. There are two problems here. First of all, as the writer admits, we are STILL 20% behind normal — I believe you could easily refer to that as still being in a drought so I don’t quite see what the excitement is all about.

The second, and more pressing issue, is what kind of God are they praying to anyway?? What kind of God operates at 80%? Let’s say that after some real praying we had seen 125% of normal rainfall, now THAT would be the kind of God I could respect — but this God only seems to want to put in 80% of the effort! Can you imagine your kid getting away with this sort of thing? “Mom, I cleaned 80% of my room! How come I can’t get 100% of my allowance??”

Well I guess 80% IS a B, albeit a B-. This God also seems to be phoning it in a little late too! Doesn’t he realize that by not letting the correct rain fall during the early spring that he’s ruining our summer!

Then again, with all this late season rain, we haven’t had to turn on our sprinkler system and we’ve been saving about $40/month. Hmmm.......on second thought maybe this 80% God isn’t such a bad idea? It would sure as heck fire explain a lot in this world! WHOA! I guess it IS hard to hold onto your intellect if you try to justify the things this 80% God does!

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